"Anti-seize was applied to the differential flange to prevent rust, while the front yolk was coated in Vascelene to prevent damage to the seal upon insertion."
Not only did Aaron spell Vaseline wrong, but it just sounds wrong.
If you don't have the time to do it right, when will you have the time to do it over?
One day at Uni I was demonstrating my project which turned on a fan once a cirtain temperature was reached (There was more to it than that though). I stood in front of the fan and said "It's giving me a blow job". The room filled with laughter. I'll never forget that one.
When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.
I almost always spell Vaseline wrong. Now though all the spell checkers on my machines will point it out.
The double meanings sentences are on purpose, most of the time. Especially in the field of building a car when one is always working with lubricants, bungs, nipples and such.